Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...