Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...