Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
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