Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...