Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Stressed out?…try these!
If you’re feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it…Dance naked in...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck