A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...