Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….