Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....