Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...