Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...