What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...