A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...