Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...