Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...