Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...