There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.