Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...