Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...