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What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
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Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
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Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
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Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...