Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...