Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...