Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.