For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
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Wise cooking advice
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It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something