Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...