Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...