A very insulting parrot
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Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...