Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...