Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...