Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...