Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...