Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...