Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...