Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...