They where playing for the cup
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OLD never dies
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Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Broken leg
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Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...