So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...