Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...