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How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
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As the end of the day drew near…
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A guy’s on the electric chair…
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Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
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What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
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Redneck Doctor
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