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Magicians Secret
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Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
How to dump a guy
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Punishment for Gates
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A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...