Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...