Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...