The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...