Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...