Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...