Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...