The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...