Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...