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How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
What is
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seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.