Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....