What are you doing, Tommy?
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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
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Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
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Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Language Trends of the Future
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How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...