Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...