The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...